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09.06.2025 00:45

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Everyone loved it.
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Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
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share office space ...
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Nuts and Butts
No go.
Loons and Moons
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