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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 00:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are the potential benefits of going without clothes at home for a few days without any specific reason?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are the potential economic consequences of the U.S. following Europe's lead on climate policies, as discussed in the article?

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Everyone loved it.

Microsoft’s Bad News—500 Million Windows Users Must Now Decide - Forbes

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

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share office space ...

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Unannounced And Petty: Southwest Fired Their Skycaps, Now Charges $3 To Check Bags At The Curb—After Saying They Wouldn’t - View from the Wing

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Nuts and Butts

No go.

Loons and Moons

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